Porn is love you can see.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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