Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Randomize
