youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
