Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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