How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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