my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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