Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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