I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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