Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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