and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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