He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Dick very happy bro
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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