Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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