Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
