Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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