Welp...herpes.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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