we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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