Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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