We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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