I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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