Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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