Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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