I cockslap morals
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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