Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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