I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
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