O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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