Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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