i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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