Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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