you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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