It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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