Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I wish you could order shots online.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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