Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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