i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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