So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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