I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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