So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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