wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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