Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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