it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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