It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
Plan B is the new Plan A
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
Randomize
