Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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