Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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