so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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