Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Will exercising make me less horny?
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