it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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