I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Randomize
