I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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