just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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