think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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