do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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